Meet Ron. 
He's a potato.
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Politicians enjoy grasping Ron. 
 You can't see it, but he's actually licking Ron. | 
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Here he is celebrating with some Chinese bloke 
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Kelly Holmes celebrates winning the 800m potato freestyle 
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Ron set to star in blockbuster autobiograhical scifi thriller! 
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Ron consoles Paula...others look on in shock 
 
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Ron was worried...very worried... 
 More ron! MORE RON! | 
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Ron's plot to eat the GCSEs was foiled...again! 
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